Honest, banana-rated reviews of new releases, old favorites, and everything in between. No studio money. No hype. Just the take.
ReviewsJust back from Furiosa, and our first impression: this film is leaps and bounds better than Fury Road.
ReviewsFallout is at times poignant and interesting to watch — but it doesn't always know which emotional string it's trying to pull.
Stars are for the Walk of Fame. We rate in bananas — zero to five, half-bananas allowed. Every score is our honest take: no screeners-for-favors, no studio money, no hype-train tickets.
Think of it as two guys in the front row of the theater, riffing until the credits roll — then telling you exactly what they thought.
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Honest movie & TV reviews from Derek & Jake. No studio money, no paid opinions — just two film nerds, one very opinionated ape, and a whole lot of bananas.
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